Gary Coleman Ate My Balls!!
*I would like to stress the fact that Gary Coleman
Did not actually eat MY balls, this site is a warning, and a cry, from the
thousands victimized by this nasty habit of his. I am currently in hiding to
avoid this being my own fate
Here are picture/quotes to justify my theory, these have been
anonomously submitted to me by mail.

This was an easter shot the show had taken.
"Gary wouldn't even go near the basket unless we filled the eggs
with.....oh god i can't even continue.."- Producer

This was another easter shot the show had taken.
"He was only happy when he was eating balls, nothing else worked."- Cast Member

This was a group shot.
"We had to substitute candy in this shot, i just couldn't take it anymore" - Producer
"We all lived in fear, the look in his eyes...it was scary."- Cast Member
"There was just blood....blood everywhere."- Cast Member

This is a shot of a charity event the show held.
"We were just trying to help them...the kids all screamed that they
wanted gary to come out, i tried to stop it, i really did. Those poor children..." - Producer
"I just turned my head and there it was, blood and balls everywhere, a horrible mess."- Cast Member

This was taken against gary's wishes.
"Now you see it, you see how angry he got when he wanted balls.
It was either feed him balls..or hell on the set." - Cast Member
With all this going around the cast and crew, they still managed to keep the show
going strong, and the secret hidden.
Gary had different plans though, he threatened to go public each time the ball supply
was low. Finally the producers found an underground market where they might be able to
promote his habit, an underground ball eating group.
Contests were held to see who can eat the most balls in an hour
Gary of course won each time,,,,rigged?
Here are two VERY RARE promo photos:

There's only 10 or so of these T-shirts in existence.
"He kept getting mad when other ball eaters would even come close to
beating his record (563 balls in an hour), he would eat there balls to
teach them a lesson." - Producer

A promo for the underground ball eating group.
"By this time he had become an icon in the ball eating community,
he was there spokesman." - Producer
We can't understand why he eats balls, but maybe if we look at how it started
we can get deeper into the mind of a ball eater."
"We started noticing odd things around the set. I kept finding blood trials
leading into his dressing room."- Producer
"One day, after we knew of the secret, we decided to catch him, i left a ball
near his dressing room, after he took it in we followed a few minutes later.
He denied it....just completely denied ever eating that ball."- Cast Member

How long was gary in denial of his habit?.
I urge you not to confront him about this, he is unstable. One day he will pay for his habit!
For now I can only feel bad for him and deep inside i know that it's not his fault.
Noone really wants to eat balls, someone pushed him into it at such a young age.
This person is the one who deserves to be punished. Because of peer pressure gary must
eat balls for the rest of his life, how many victims does there have to be before this ends!?
The next and last photo is the most important, it contains a clue to the man who
started it all, the man who pushed poor gary into eating balls.:

This is gary at the moment when he was pushed into eating the first ball..
"He has to be stopped, no matter what it takes." - Cast Member
If you have ANY information other than what i showed you, please contact your
local authorities immediatly.